What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 23:43

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)