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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 23:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

What is the most comfortable heel height for women's dress shoes and what are the differences between wearing high heels and lower heels?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why should the US public listen to Lauren Boebert, the queen of hypocrisy tell us, "We need morals back in our nation" when her real-time video is the heartbeat of immoral? Why does her audio not match her video?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Why are most people broke?

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How can I move on from my ex?

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

What seemingly minor decision or moment in your past ended up having a massive impact on your entire life trajectory?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

While wearing high heels and walking heel to toe, when the toe box hit the floor there is a noise. How do I keep the noise just for the heel?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)